rush hour!

Time has passed very quickly - and it's not gonna wait for me, so are you.

So, spend it wisely.
Don't let it take a full control of yourself,
or your life will continue meaninglessly.

Muti-race protests against govt.

Politic chaos in Perak has very much likely turned up a huge upset for the rakyat - including myself.
All this while I regret making doa upon Sultan and His royalty - At least not for some of them.
But let me tell you this, most of the spoilt heir of the royalty family are nothing more then just wasted sperms.

Should I forbid myself from wishing an amin nor doa upon DYMM Sultan Paduka Seri Azlan Shah and to his family. Get off the throne, puppet Sultan!

Mind your hand.

Deja Vu

Hm.. let's see. Last week, I hopped on the LRT heading towards Taman Bahagia. Stepping out of the train, I walked my way off to the stairs. Barely noticing, I felt like I saw someone in the train I halted and I streched my head into the train while the door was still open. To my surprise Zulkamal was in the same coach along the way! I waved him a hi and a smile. He saw me and responded with a hand wave. Then I walked down the staircase remembering the old days...

(In the hall at SSP)
Zulkamal : Mommy, Daddy! I want thoyys!!
Me : [Startled]
Michael Raj : *ROFL*
Zulkamal : Daddy! I want T-THOYYS~!!!
Me : (...Y-You dare to give me another face of that)

*Sigh*

After some 2 hours of Bahasa Melayu, I thought of dropping by Amcorp Mall. So I took another ride to Taman Jaya station to find my cheap bought mobile phone housing. It was Sony Ericsson, and the model was? Don't ask. Anyhow I went down the stairs grabbing my touch n' go card. Then, I ran into a young tall girl with a shirt & jeans in blue at the opposite side of the plank getting herself a transit ticket. It was not that she was a girl that caught my eyes, but she was someone familiar. Someone I knew. Suddenly she had a quick look onto me and OH YEAH! It's Malini! I made the owh-its-you face and she gazed onto my face. Surprisingly I did not spill a word or even a hi to her. But anyways I was, so no time for a hi or even a smile. I stopped behind a wall and bend my neck to make another peek on her curiously while she's buying the ticket. Without warning she turned back and saw me stalkin' on her. I was like "AAh! what the fish !?" AND I almost fell down for that. I quickly jump down the stairs and rushed to the mall.

"She sure was kinda chubby 4 years ago," I thought, walking off the street. I dashed into the Amcorp Mall entrance.Then, "Hey..! Michael Raj, Jude Anthony!" There was another friend of them and I grasped their hands for a handshake. I guess they were amazed I still could recall their names in a blink. Oh who does not know them both? -_- ...Only then they remembered and mentioned my name. Then again I walks off with a 'see ya'. Nothing left for them, just a hi and a bye :P

After browsing around several shops, I headed back home. Gee I started to get excited. I met 4 old fellas in the same day at a different place. I met Zulkamal, Malini and now Michael and Jude! What next? I knew I was gonna meet another unexpectedly appearance.

I stepped into the LRT and got myself sitted. There was a makcik who had a STRONG smell on herself came and sat NEXT to me. No offense, but I could not resist the smell. We reached Universiti and I got off the train as quickly as possible.

Sigh, so much for my Deja Vu.

I got home and told my elder sis how I met 3 SSP-ians in a day. She told me how much Zulkamal wanted to see me.

So Zul, CARE FOR A PING PONG RE-MATCH?

And according to her, Malini is now a photographer model.
(Just how did you know all these?)

As for Michael and Jude, they sure have been putting off a lot weight! :P

- Post Ends -

BOOM! BLAM! BUSH!

"Rarely is the question asked; Is our children learning?"
-George W. Bush

Sargeant : You see it, Sir?
Bush : DUH !


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BUSH SHUCKS BiG TIME!

:P

Randomly Random, Not !

Alahai...anak siapa ni ? o_O



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Offices after petrol price hike

Chaos and some minor changes at offices after fuel price increment :

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EFFECTIVE OCTOBER 1st, 2008 NEW OFFICE POLICY

Dress Code:
1) You are advised to come to work dressed according to your salary.
2) If we see you wearing Prada shoes and carrying a Gucci bag, we will assume you are doing well financially and therefore do not need a raise.
3) If you dress poorly, you need to learn to manage your money better, so that you may buy nicer clothes, and therefore you do not need a raise.
4) If you dress just right, you are right where you need to be and therefore you do not need a raise.


Sick Days:
We will no longer accept a doctor's statement as proof of sickness. If you are able to go to the doctor, you are able to come to work .



Personal Days:
Each employee will receive 104 personal days a year. They are called Saturdays & Sundays.


Bereavement Leave:
This is no excuse for missing work. There is nothing you can do for dead friends, relatives or co-workers. Every effort should be made to have non-employees attend the funeral arrangements in your place. In rare cases where employee involvement is necessary, the funeral should be scheduled in the late afternoon. We will be glad to allow you to work through your lunch hour and subsequently leave one hour early.

Bathroom Breaks:
Entirely too much time is being spent in the toilet. There is now a strict three-minute time limit in the stalls. At the end of three minutes, an alarm will sound, the toilet paper roll will retract, the stall door will open, and a picture will be taken. After your second offense, your picture will be posted on the company bulletin boa rd under the 'Chronic Offenders'category. Anyone caught smiling in the picture will be sectioned under the company's mental health policy.


Lunch Break:
* Skinny people get 30 minutes for lunch, as they need to eat more, so that they can look healthy.
* Normal size people get 15 minutes for lunch to get a balanced meal to maintain their average figure.
* Chubby people get 5 minutes for lunch, because that's all the time needed to drink a Slim-Fast.



Thank you for your loyalty to our company. We are here to provide a positive employment experience. Therefore, all questions, comments, concerns, complaints,
frustrations, irritations, aggravations, insinuations, allegations, accusations, contemplations, consternation and input should be directed elsewhere.


-The Management-


Pass this on to all who are still employed!

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Jom makan~! :P

Coincidence or Truth?

OK, let's put all political issues aside and look ahead for something new, such as ALIENS. Yes, you heard it. The very first time I heard the word aliens, UFOs or any strange or bizarre creatures, I thought these stories are made to add more seasoning to fairy tales. But indeed I was wrong. Back in 2002 I started surfing and search anything that has got to do with these unidentified creatures. I put up all the theories regarding aliens together with the evidence which not all people might believe to be genuine or sensible.

Aliens and UFOs exist, the proof is undeniable. Thousands of people make reports yearly of strange lights performing impossible maneuvers that traditional earth-bound aircraft, commercial, military etc. could have never accomplished. While most of the world's governments try to deny the reality of their existence, they blame the sightings on natural
phenomenon, the planet Venus, swamp gas, weather balloons or mass hysteria. Area 51 is an example located at a Nevada nuclear test site. It has long been rumored to be the home of some of the United States most highly classified national security projects. Hundreds of people have seen and photographed odd objects such as flying triangles, saucer shaped craft, and flying objects that maneuver in ways conventional aircraft could not possibly move. What's better is, they will shoot you down even if you make a single step in their territory without authorisation or approval :P

Now, I have some pics taken from some websites. The pictures you are about to witness might be one of the best proofs that aliens had existed, or still do exist. Take note the words in bold below are not of my own as I'm not as good as archaeologists to interpret some ancient Egyptian language :D. And of course I encourage you to use your own judgment as to the authenticity of these pictures and the information.

#1 The picture on top comes from Ancient Egyptian paintings on walls in temples in Egypt. Notice the black arrow pointing at a bizarre looking Egyptian with a big almond shaped eyes and a strange body? What is this creature doing in this ancient Egyptian temple? This is not a doctored photo, you can look up this picture in Egyptian books. This is clearly appear not a human, yet it is standing right in a painting which was drawn 5,000 years ago.

Hey aliens ARE naked, lolz...

2# This is picture taken in Egypt. Notice the heads of the two figures above? The abdomens of the two is different from a normal human being. Take note of the lumps at the abdomens. Do not tell me they are women. Even if they were, where is the hair?

3# The next picture is an engraving in Ancient Egypt, notice the hats worn by the two adults, could they be covering their large heads and skulls? Notice the two babies, one on the left has an elongated skull, so do the two on the right. Could all these facts be just coincidence? Then why would these ancients portray all kinds of alien heads and boadies all over the place? The only logical reason is that they saw them, they existed. Or could it be that the pyramids were once built using the aliens' technology or was it just another Imhotep's invention?

4# The hieroglyphics on top are taken from an Egyptian tomb. Note the craft (isn't it?) on the right that looks like a flying saucer or modern jet aircraft, the picture on the left resembles a helicopter with astonishing likeness. Surprisingly since this artwork is more than 5,000 years old, how did these pictures end up there? Easy these crafts no doubt existed back then, a statue of a small craft resembling a modern day aircraft was also found in Egypt. It is in a museum today, when analyzed it showed symetry in the design of the statue signaling knowledge of flight way back in Egypt. Forget the Wright brothers, the Egyptian brothers were way before them :P . Incredibly, these drawings are 5 thousand years before we could think of aircraft.


COULD IT BE POSSIBLE THAT ALIENS WERE ONCE A CIVILISATION OF THE EARTH?

WAS THE UFO CRASH INCIDENT IN ROSWELL TRUE IN 1947?

WHERE WERE THE EVIDENCE BEING KEPT?

WHAT IS THE U.S GOVERNMENT HIDING FROM THE WORLD?


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Upcoming Post : AREA 51





Bye.. folks! (:

A few more steps to Putrajaya

Checkthisout

This is the evidence Prime Minister Abdullah Badawi
always in the state of denial. Afraid much?

Yes, if they think he is a liar, why don't they put it into a test?

I believe DSAI won't be telling stories around if he is blatantly lying.

Patience is the key to success.

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duit raya hangus!
lalala~